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Deb
Member

Omaha, NE
USA
13 Posts

Posted - 06/12/2003 :  08:58:59 AM  Reply  Reply with Quote
Every time you are getting ready to go into a store or restaurant, your husband asks how much you are getting paid or reimbursed to got there....you might be a shopper!
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FroggyCrystal
Valued Contributor

Easley, SC
USA
187 Posts

Posted - 06/12/2003 :  09:33:31 AM  Reply  Reply with Quote
While you are ordering your 4yr old asks if this is a "Secret Shop lunch?"(Thank goodness it wasn't!)
You might be a shopper.

By the way, I told my husband some of these and he just didn't get it. How about:
If there is a string on You might be a shopper if...and you actually get it!
You might be a shopper.

Crystal

Shopping the Upstate of South Carolina.
"I do because I must do something." Mother Theresa
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.Allison near Toronto
Inactive

Toronto, ON
Canada
157 Posts

Posted - 06/12/2003 :  10:02:44 AM  Reply  Reply with Quote
If you refuse to eat another fast food sandwich even if someone would literally pay you to do it...you might be a shopper!

Allison
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W.KY StacyHamlin
Member

Benton, KY
USA
10 Posts

Posted - 06/12/2003 :  12:48:21 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
When your husband sets the table he asks if you want your setting placed in front of the computer...You might be a shopper!

Stacy Hamlin
Shopping Western KY and Southern IL
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ElaineHN
Star Contributor

Georgia
USA
462 Posts

Posted - 06/12/2003 :  12:58:25 PM  Visit ElaineHN's Homepage  Reply  Reply with Quote
If you receive poor service in a restaurant and your 11 year old whispers "Too bad this isn't a shop!" ... you might be a shopper.

~*~ Shopping West Georgia (Carrollton, Douglasville, Newnan, etc.) & Metro Atlanta ~*~
MSPA Gold Certified Shopper
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Babette
Member

MA
USA
35 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  3:44:27 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
If your 4-yr old whispers "Mommy, we have to check the restroom." ....you might be a shopper.

Gold #mzniib
Shops Southeastern MA coast and parts of RI
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MBailey
Star Contributor

Barksdale AFB, Louisiana
USA
267 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  5:36:33 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
When your 3 year old yells from the backseat "I don't want tacos again Mommy!" you might be a shopper

When you ask about the return policy at every store you visit you might be a shopper

Melanie
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Anni
Star Contributor

PA
USA
726 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  6:36:17 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
If you gained 5 pounds while on Weight Watchers because you couldn't pass up those fast food shops!
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JoyB
Valued Contributor

Cherry Hill, NJ
USA
212 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  7:24:47 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
If the new wardrobe you're wearing consists of motherworks and Mimis maternity clothes and your not pregnant.... you might be a shopper

Gold Certified Shopper in South Jersey - Cherry Hill, Marlton, Voorhees, Moorestown, Mt. Laurel, Berlin, Medford and other neighboring towns.
joy.bennett@verizon.net
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LaurieKKinney
Apprentice

Cadillac, MI
USA
4 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  7:48:27 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
If you can't order pizza without turning it upside down, surgically slicing it and ornately arranging it . . .
You might be a shopper


Laurie
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NancyFL
Contributor

FL
USA
96 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  8:07:53 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
If your 3 year old says "Not another bank, Mommy!" (even when he's getting his 3rd or 4th lollipop for the day!)
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NancyFL
Contributor

FL
USA
96 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  8:11:25 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
If you know more about the cell phone plans and coverage than the associate you're shopping!

If you're actually happy to go "on vacation", stay in a beautiful hotel with valet, high speed internet access, pool bar, in a resort area...and NOT have to evaluate everything you see and do!
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MelanieS
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IL
USA
56 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2003 :  8:43:44 PM  Send MelanieS an AOL message  Reply  Reply with Quote
You may be a shopper if,,,

You carry three different digital cameras - each with it's own uses - a 35mm camera, and a disposable.

You get a phone with email so that you can check you email every three minutes, just in cases someone sends a good lead.

You get wireless internet access for your laptop so that you can check postings while waiting for trains and traffic.

Your kid asks why you have to mail so many things from so many different places.

Someone with a bizarre name ending in "box" gets more mail at your home than you do.

You know more routes than the UPS guy.

Your car logs 4000 miles a month, and you find yourself looking for oil change shops FREQUENTLY.


Melanie
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MickeyAnn
Member

Atwater, CA
USA
30 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2003 :  08:11:17 AM  Send MickeyAnn an AOL message  Reply  Reply with Quote
You might be a shopper when your child all of 11 years old say's "how much money can I make on this shop" while eating at a resturant shop.

Mickey CA
MSPA Gold Certified
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Phyllis_fromTexas
Contributor

Houston, TX
USA
53 Posts

Posted - 01/08/2004 :  05:02:55 AM  Reply  Reply with Quote
You might be a shopper if...DH thinks you're on a shop...and you're NOT!

Hubby says "When you have your next shop at Store XYZ, please get me a thingamagig." I explained I had not shopped that particular store for quite some time, and he was surprised... "We were just there last week!"--

MSPA Gold Certified cfstuc
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AdAora
Star Contributor

Deep in the heart of, TX
USA
3770 Posts

Posted - 01/08/2004 :  05:32:30 AM  Reply  Reply with Quote
If your four kids groan "Pizza again?!" in unison, you might be a shopper.

If your 5 year old doesn't bother to ask for a Happy Meal because he knows he isn't going to get one, you might be a shopper.

If you continuously miss your favorite show (Law & Order) because you have reports to submit, you might be a shopper.

If you have somewhere to go for other reasons, and you obsessively look for shops to schedule in that area, you might be a shopper.

If you pay in more than 30 checks a month, most for less than $50, you might be a shopper.

If you spend your lunch hour searching for shops, you might be a shopper.

If you can look your kids in the eye and tell them not to lie, then lie in front of them, you might be a shopper.

If someone asks your 9 year old daughter what you do, and she hesitates before answering, you might be a shopper.

If your shopper files are 3 times more than your family files, you might be a shopper.

Gold certified in TX
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BarbiNJ
Valued Contributor

Voorhees, NJ
USA
109 Posts

Posted - 01/08/2004 :  06:08:49 AM  Visit BarbiNJ's Homepage  Send BarbiNJ an AOL message  Reply  Reply with Quote
If the volume on your computer is set to 1000 decibals so you can hear "you've got mail" from every corner of your home....you might be a shopper!

Shopping in Voorhees, Marlton, Northfield, Vineland, Millville, Mayslanding, Egg Harbor Twp., Egg Harbor City, Hammonton, Atlantic City, Berlin, Atco and Absecon, NJ.*GOLD* MSPA certified
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Nicole4Jancyn
Contributor

Oklahoma
USA
68 Posts

Posted - 01/08/2004 :  07:04:38 AM  Send Nicole4Jancyn an AOL message  Reply  Reply with Quote
You go out to dinner with your DH, he looks at the menu, and goes "How much can we spend?" You might be a restaurant shopper.
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Christine C
Valued Contributor

Just Outside Houston, Texas
USA
168 Posts

Posted - 01/08/2004 :  09:26:09 AM  Reply  Reply with Quote
You can give better directions to stores and restrooms in the mall than the customer service desk employees

Your significant other asks: "Who were you today?"

When someone at work mentions the item they just acquired (cell phone, fitness center, bank/investment services) and you respond ... that's the best you could do? While knowing where the best price would have been.

Your family here's a "Yea or Woo Hoo" from the computer room during a sporting event and remark "She either got the shop or a 10 on her report"

You walk into the living room looking like you lost your best friend and your family says not to worry, you will know how to improve your report next time.

The phone rings and you are disappointed that it is not a scheduler with a last minute assignment.

You just might be a shopper ....

MSPA Gold Certified
Happy shopping Houston to Galveston and everything in between and just beyond
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JoannSmithey
Member

Hopkinsville, Kentucky
USA
25 Posts

Posted - 01/08/2004 :  11:21:16 AM  Send JoannSmithey an AOL message  Reply  Reply with Quote
You know your a shopper if.....

You give the kids a written report on their chores with thier allowance.

A quick trip to the grocery store for milk takes an hour.

You complain when you have to actually pay for gas.

You buy maternity clothes in March and hope someone is pregnant by Christmas.

You go thru more ink and paper per month than the local newspaper.

You know every tax loophole ever created, and created a few of your own.

Joann
Shopping Hopkinsville, KY and surrounding areas.
MSPA Silver ocugns
NCPMS CCSE N3-096
"Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly"
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