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DeeAnna
Member

TX
USA
29 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  8:01:11 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
You are probably a mystery shopper if you take your 10 year old daughter to the amusment park and only spend $20.00 out of pocket for the whole day. And she askes if it's ok that she doesn't drink any more soda.

DeeAnna
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AnnInChicago
Valued Contributor

Chicago, IL
USA
116 Posts

Posted - 08/13/2005 :  12:22:33 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
You might be a shopper if you have to go to five ice cream shops in one night to feed all your children.
You might be a shopper if your children eat ice cream from the youngest to the oldest. The little one can never wait to shop number 5.
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SelenePN
Star Contributor

Fairfax, VA
USA
942 Posts

Posted - 08/14/2005 :  3:58:23 PM  Send SelenePN an AOL message  Reply  Reply with Quote
Oh I LOVE this thread! I was laughing so hard! Sorry I don't have anything new to contribute.... Everyone has gotten it very well covered!

Thanks,
Selene
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AShuman
Star Contributor

Gastonia, NC
USA
448 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2005 :  2:59:29 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
My eight year old came out of a restroom the other night and said: There are three crumpled napkins on the floor and the soap is empty. One of the stall locks is broken. Just thought you might want to write that down.

My six year old recently decided she needed more money because the tooth fairy isn't generous enough. So when I took her to breakfast she brought a notebook and wrote things down. I thought she was playing Harriet the Spy again, but no... When we got home she asked me to log online so she could "unload the 'port" and make some money. After looking at her 'notes' I about died. They said: Derty Table. No playegrownd. The food was vry good. I had a biskut and juse.

Alison
MSPA Gold 2006
Shopping Greater Charlotte, Gastonia, and the Upstate of SC.
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Donna V
Contributor

Hannibal, MO
USA
74 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2005 :  4:26:00 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
You know your a shopper when your 12 year old daughter points out
missing numbers on the main price id at gas stations, and I am not on a shop.


Donna
silver certified
Hannibal, MO
Quincy, IL and surrounding areas
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ChrisT
Star Contributor

USA
1513 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2005 :  5:33:11 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
You post everyday on Volition and have to check it every hour for new posts

ChrisT
Deliriously Happy Shopping Uncertifiable
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HeatherShops
Star Contributor

Lake Placid, NY
USA
277 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2005 :  8:33:07 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
Thanks Ray for the great thread. You really made me laugh!~ Heather
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VickiA
Star Contributor

Rapid City, SD
USA
845 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2005 :  06:12:40 AM  Reply  Reply with Quote
You might be a shopper if your 3 year old daughter runs screaming for the front door saying "NO MORE ICE CREAM MOM!" when you enter the 4th ice cream shop for the day.

Silver Shopper ID# 3akxzg Shopping Rapid City South Dakota and surrounding areas!
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Connie23
Member

USA
42 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2005 :  06:55:50 AM  Reply  Reply with Quote
You know you are a shopper when you volunteer to work at your child's school and you covertly time other Moms who volunteer in the cafeteria on the speed of serving the kids.

You know you are a shopper when for the upmteenth time you vow I'm going to quit doing MS'ing.

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Janice-NoVA
Star Contributor

Reston, Virginia
USA
300 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2005 :  07:34:56 AM  Send Janice-NoVA an AOL message  Reply  Reply with Quote
You know you are a shopper when you go to a new doctor and evaluate the way the receptionist greets you, the lighting and furniture in the waiting room, the condition of the examination room including art on the wall and the chair that is falling apart.
Janice Porter

Janice Porter
Shops Northern Virginia, Maryland and DC
Gold Certified June 2003
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Sandy O
Contributor

FL
USA
86 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2005 :  3:41:24 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
You know you are a shopper when you count the number of rings before your friend answers the phone.

Sandy O
Happily shopping in sunny, southwest FL
MSPA GOLD Certified
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ElizabethV
Apprentice

Bay City, OR
USA
4 Posts

Posted - 10/10/2005 :  9:43:07 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
ROFL!!!
You might be a shopper if you have to do a movie shop alone and the only movie playing that will get you home before Midnight is "Valiant" (for those deprived people who have no kids or grandkids or small nieces or nephews, it's a kids movie)

You might be a shopper (and an ebayaholic)if you nearly miss your ebay bid because you were reading this thread and too busy laughing.

Silver Certified. Shopping North Oregon Coast and Inland
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LaurieBird
Contributor

Albany, NY
USA
65 Posts

Posted - 10/11/2005 :  12:07:17 AM  Send LaurieBird an AOL message  Reply  Reply with Quote
You might be a shopper if....you're the only graduate student you know who can take her friends out to dinner every week!


MSPA Silver Certified
Shopping Albany, NY and the greater Capital District.
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PamelaS
Valued Contributor

Los Angeles, CA
USA
147 Posts

Posted - 12/15/2005 :  7:51:14 PM  Send PamelaS an AOL message  Reply  Reply with Quote
When the car dealer asks what color you want and you say "Surprise me",
you might be a shopper!

Shopping Los Angeles and Orange Counties. MSPA Gold Certification: 3qangd
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.ChrisS
Inactive

Los Angeles, CA
USA
12 Posts

Posted - 01/06/2006 :  9:57:15 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
This is absolutely hysterical, I cannot stop laughing.

If you DOG runs and hides when you come in with a FF bag.
You might be a shopper!

If you start insisting on receipts at ANY venue you go to.
You might be a shopper!

When you automatically figure the mileage to everywhere you go.
You might be a shopper!

OK who's next?

Chris
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Roswitha
Star Contributor

Pinellas Park, FL
USA
445 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2006 :  08:15:56 AM  Reply  Reply with Quote
You might be a shopper if:

you dream that the report for a clothing store has to be handwritten in gold letters on a tank T-shirt
and you wonder how you gonna e-mail this?

you make your BF wait to get new glasses
until you find an eyeglass shop at a location near you.

you are all excited when you see your favorite restaurant opening a new location 10 minutes away from you
because you already know their MS company.

you go "Yeah, 12 bucks" when you notice a particular new retail store opening nearby.

several banks pay you for every deposit you make.

I'm lovin' it!

Roswitha
MSPA Gold Shopping sunny Florida Tampa, St. Petersburg, Clearwater, Largo .....
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Zinnia
Member

Santa Maria, CA
USA
43 Posts

Posted - 01/08/2006 :  11:44:57 AM  Reply  Reply with Quote
I couldnt sleep last night I kept remembering some of your replies... I kept waking up and laughing!!!

I love all your kid replies... Sorta thought I was a bad mommy...

When my daughter (6) gets in the car and I ask her about her day... ANd pulls out her note pad and tells me we weren't greeted when we entered the store we just left within 2 minutes. The bathrooms needed to be restocked in TP and the walls had graffiti on them. Ohhh and that the cashier had a mole on her right side of her face!

Or when your child asks you if the paypal transfers have gone through at the end of the month...

You start the car and your kids run out the door reminding you not to forget the thermometer!

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Donna V
Contributor

Hannibal, MO
USA
74 Posts

Posted - 01/08/2006 :  12:11:31 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
You might be a shopper if.....
You take your 13 daughter and her friend to a movie, yes I had to pay. I was making notes as to the audience reaction of each of the trailers. I was even looking to see if the "updated" trailer was showing, way too many trailer checks recently for me.

Donna
silver certified
Hannibal, MO
Quincy, IL and surrounding areas
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KarenWe
Member

Canada
23 Posts

Posted - 01/08/2006 :  1:17:56 PM  Reply  Reply with Quote
This is too funny of a topic!

You know that you are a shopper when;
The teller at your real bank, looks at you very suspiciously when you hand her/him a large stack of foreign cheques to deposit, all $10.00 and $20.00.
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Roswitha
Star Contributor

Pinellas Park, FL
USA
445 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2006 :  05:41:38 AM  Reply  Reply with Quote
You might be a shopper if...

You regularly go to the two airports in you area just to sit in the parking lot

Roswitha
MSPA Gold Shopping sunny Florida Tampa, St. Petersburg, Clearwater, Largo .....
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